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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 10:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

Rory defends snubbing media, cites 'weird week' - ESPN

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Would you join a gym or workout at home and why?

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

I'm a 28-year-old guy who has never been in a relationship, nor can I seem to find someone who wants to be in one with me. Why do I feel like a freak?

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What are some healthy ways to start losing weight without risking starvation mode or extreme food restriction?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Everyone loved it.

Sorting Out Long COVID Symptoms in Babies - Medscape

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

Experiment Reveals What Prolonged Fasting Actually Does to The Human Body - ScienceAlert

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do siblings (or other close relatives) stop visiting each other as they grow older? Why does this happen with so many people nowadays?

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why does NASA's Perseverance rover keep taking pictures of this maze on Mars? - Space

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What transforms the philosophical intellect?

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

Treasury yields slide as ADP payrolls fall to lowest in more than two years - CNBC

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.